AC is My Life
tastefullyoffensive:

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What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

villefleurie:

Dreaming of Yorkwood…
Pt. 3: Visiting the Haunted Manor & Stopping for Punkin Pie

DA: 5800-4154-7430

Ok ima write a quickish rant about the whole football player beating his wife thing. So everyones like “why would she stay with him if he was abusive” and all that bullshit. Shut the fuck up. Women are taught to accept that men can be violent and that its okay for them to beat us. Let me give you an example concerning myself. I have never seen any abuse in my parents relationship. But i still remember being like 10 and thinking that if my future husband ever hit me, i would give him a few more chances. Why on earth would i think that if i had never even seen abuse between my parents? Ill tell you why. Because society teaches a) girls to have low self esteem from an early age, b) that there is nothing more important than true love, and c) men are sometimes violent and it is just part of their nature. This is what caused me as an extremely young girl, to accept the fact that i might be hit by my future husband one day. All of that is fucking bullshit. Ladies you need to recognize the signs of an abusive relationship and get the fuck out asap. If you can fall in love once, i promise you can fall in love again (hopefully with someone who doesnt think love=punching).

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

moriartyfox:

benedictatorship:

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)
Actual events on that pool encounter.

YES OMFG

Dammit wrong door.

moriartyfox:

benedictatorship:

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)

Actual events on that pool encounter.

YES OMFG

Dammit wrong door.

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

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*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

egriz:

Cleaned up my human ACNL noodlings.

kanyewesticle:

How excited do u think taylor swift was to say the word “hella” in Shake It Off

yrrard:

salty-centipede:

Draco’s picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though

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what is that hat why are you wearing that omg 

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